"I’m a slave to my emotions, to my likes, to my hatred of boredom, to most of my desires"
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
"The rage of the oppressed is never the same as the rage of the privileged."
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
Topanga, if I had to dream up the perfect woman, she wouldn't even come close to you.
(Source: shawnphunters, via sassprincess)